The Senna-Pod Song

 

Please Follow Along With The Poem Below.

 

Senna-Pods are tiny beans,
They wiggle your tummy behind the scenes.
If you are stuck and feeling slow,
They help the “traffic” start to go.

In just twelve hours (maybe six),
They do their busy, buzzy tricks.
They soften stool and push it through,
Your bum will say, “At last, thank you!”

They’re cheap, they’re found in many shops,
As teas or pills or liquid drops.
Doctors say, “Sometimes they’re grand,
For clearing guts before they’re scanned.”

They team with meds if pain pills block,
Or if your bum is stuck like rock.
Less straining helps sore bums as well,
(Though that’s a tale too rude to tell!)

But careful now—don’t eat a sack,
Too many Pods can bite you back.
They steal your salts (like potassium),
And make your muscles feel quite glum.

Your belly cramps, it twists, it moans,
It gurgles like a band of trombones.
Take Pods too long, your bowel gets lazy,
It sits and sulks and drives you crazy.

Some say the liver might get sore,
If Pods are gobbled more and more.
Your colon lining may turn black,
(It fades when you at last cut back).

They hide real troubles doctors seek,
So don’t play “Pod-Detective” each week.
With kidneys weak, or meds combined,
These beans can be a bit unkind.

And never use them just for weight,
That’s dangerous, and not so great.
A rash, a wheeze, an itchy skin—
That’s when the Senna show should end.

So Pods can help, but treat with care,
Don’t swallow them just anywhere.
They’re helpers, yes, when bowels are slow,
But best to ask your doc, you know!

…. Catch Ya Later …

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